Australian Taylor Swift enthusiasts find themselves in a frenzy as Frontier Touring drops the hammer with a laundry list of banned items for the pop sensation’s upcoming concerts. Brace yourselves, Swifties, because this might just be the ultimate test of loyalty!

In an unprecedented move, Frontier Touring has laid down some serious ground rules ahead of Taylor Swift’s highly anticipated Eras Tour hitting Sydney and Melbourne later this month.

Among the verboten items are the usual suspects like oversized signage, confetti cannons, and even iPads. But hold onto your hats, folks, because it doesn’t stop there. Spray sunscreen, aerosol deodorant, and battery packs are also on the chopping block. And get this, even those adorable friendship bracelets paying homage to Swift’s iconic tunes and lyrics aren’t safe from the chopping block!

But here’s where it gets sticky: while these friendship tokens are technically allowed, they must be worn on wrists, no exceptions. No room for creativity with carabiners or d-rings. Fans are scratching their heads at this one, wondering why the fuss over a harmless accessory.

The crackdown doesn’t stop at knick-knacks; drones, professional recording gear, and bulky cameras are strictly off-limits too. But fear not, selfie aficionados, as smartphones are still fair game for capturing your Swiftie moments. Just make sure your outfit doesn’t obstruct anyone’s view, or else it might get the boot too.

If you were planning on bringing the party with airhorns, speakers, or lasers, think again. Security will swiftly relieve you of these potential disruptors, along with tents and umbrellas – rain or shine.

Needless to say, Swift’s loyal legion of fans – lovingly dubbed Swifties – are not taking these restrictions lying down. Social media is ablaze with discontent, with fans demanding a revision of the draconian rules.

The friendship bracelet debacle has sparked a particularly fierce backlash. How are fans supposed to showcase their Swift-inspired bling when shackled by wrist-only wear? It’s a conundrum causing quite the stir among the faithful.

And let’s not forget the outcry over the ban on portable chargers. In an age where connectivity is king, fans see this as a practical necessity, not a luxury.

But despite the uproar, Swift’s concerts are still slated to be sell-out successes. With four Grammys under her belt, the pop icon is set to dazzle audiences in Melbourne and Sydney with her unparalleled talent and infectious energy.

As the controversy rages on, it’s a stark reminder of the delicate balance between safety and enjoyment at live events. But fear not, Swifties, for as long as there’s Taylor, there’s sure to be magic – banned items or not.