In a fresh display of insecurity, London Mayor Sadiq Khan launched into yet another bizarre tirade against President Donald Trump, claiming he lives “rent-free” in Trump’s head while simultaneously rattling off a predictable list of left-wing insults.

The embattled Labour politician, who has overseen skyrocketing crime and knife violence in the UK capital, accused Trump of being “racist, sexist, misogynistic, and Islamophobic” — the same tired slurs global elites repeat whenever challenged.

The exchange began when a reporter asked what it was about “this Muslim mayor” that seemed to irritate President Trump. Without hesitation, Khan pounced on the chance to portray himself as the victim, smirking that it must mean he occupies “space inside Trump’s head.”

Of course, the irony was lost on him: Khan has made a political career out of blasting Trump at every opportunity, from the campaign trail to press conferences, even as his own city crumbles under his watch.

When pressed further, Khan doubled down, insisting Trump had “shown he is racist, sexist, misogynistic, and Islamophobic.” The journalist reminded him that Trump had also called him a “terrible mayor.” Asked point-blank if that label was fair, Khan deflected with self-congratulations about London supposedly being the “number one city in the globe” for culture, investment, and entertainment.

Never mind the fact that under Khan’s leadership, London has been plagued by record crime, failing transport systems, and waves of violent protests. Instead, Khan bragged that record numbers of Americans are visiting London — as if tourists somehow prove his effectiveness as mayor.

In a rambling monologue, Khan insisted: “We are the greatest city in the world.” It was a statement that rang hollow, particularly to Londoners weary of soaring costs, surging immigration, and the erosion of law and order.

The reporter pressed him further, asking whether he was concerned that UK prime ministers often maintain friendly ties with Trump. Khan, visibly irritated, tried to dodge, saying he could “see the benefits” of Americans visiting but suggested Britain should “expect more” from its “special relationship” with the United States — essentially urging leaders to snub Trump.

In the end, Khan’s interview revealed more about his own obsessions than Trump’s. For a man who insists Trump thinks about him constantly, Khan spends an extraordinary amount of time insulting and posturing about the former president. His constant fixation on Trump has become almost comical, especially as Londoners increasingly question his leadership at home.

What’s clear is that Sadiq Khan has made Donald Trump into his political boogeyman — a distraction from his own failures. He can hurl all the slurs he wants, but the reality is this: while Trump delivered prosperity, secure borders, and respect on the world stage, Khan can’t even keep Londoners safe on their own streets