In a grim snapshot of today’s two-tier justice system, a 20-year-old son of Hollywood elites allegedly stabbed three men in a cocaine-fueled 3 a.m. brawl — and walked out of jail less than 24 hours later thanks to a celebrity bail bondsman.

Arlo Willner, son of the late *Saturday Night Live* music producer Hal Willner and three-time Emmy-winning producer Sheila Rogers, is now facing **attempted murder charges** after he reportedly slashed three men outside a Manhattan bar. Despite the seriousness of the crime, Willner was released on bond just hours after his arraignment — a luxury few everyday Americans would enjoy.

The incident occurred outside Sally’s Bar in the Kips Bay neighborhood around 3:30 a.m. Saturday. According to a criminal complaint, Willner approached a group of men and **asked to buy cocaine**. When they turned him down, the entitled young man allegedly lashed out in a violent rage, pulling a knife and attacking all three.

One victim, age 46, suffered a deep neck wound and was bleeding heavily. Another was stabbed in the shoulder, and the third was slashed across the stomach. The gruesome attack only ended when one of the victims managed to wrestle the knife away and throw it into the street.

Willner was initially charged only with assault and weapons possession, but the charges were later upgraded to include **attempted murder**. Still, that didn’t stop his rapid release from custody — facilitated by none other than **celebrity bondsman Ira Judelson**, known for bailing out the likes of Harvey Weinstein and rapper DMX.

In Willner’s case, Judelson secured a $200,000 bond, and the accused was back on the streets before most people even knew he’d been arrested.

This is what privilege looks like in New York City: a violent, early-morning stabbing by a connected son of Hollywood power players results in nothing more than a quick court visit and a stroll out of jail. If this were a working-class man with no famous parents or elite ties, he’d likely be sitting in Rikers — or worse.

Willner’s mother, Sheila Rogers, has long operated in the entertainment industry’s upper echelons, producing for *The Late Late Show with James Corden* and *The Late Show with David Letterman*. His father, Hal Willner, worked closely with *SNL* and was known for his avant-garde music compilations before his passing in 2020.

The family’s high-profile background was even noted in *The New York Post* at the time of Willner’s birth in 2004 — a sign of the privilege that’s followed him since Day One.

Now, with three victims recovering from knife wounds, the question isn’t just about Willner’s guilt — it’s about **whether America’s justice system still works the same for everyone**.

So far, the answer appears to be no.

While ordinary Americans watch violent criminals walk free thanks to lenient policies and cushy connections, the elite continue to operate under a separate set of rules. The Left claims to care about “equity” — but when it comes to the safety of everyday citizens versus the freedom of their Hollywood darlings, the scales of justice are clearly rigged.

Willner’s next court date is May 22. Don’t expect him to arrive in handcuffs.