New York City’s freshly minted socialist Mayor Zohran Mamdani, the self-proclaimed champion of the little guy, couldn’t give a straight answer when asked the most basic question in leftist politics: Who exactly is the “working class”?

In a revealing New York Times interview published over the weekend, Mamdani delivered a masterclass in progressive doublespeak, leaving even the interviewer scratching her head over his vague, meandering response.

When pressed by journalist Lulu Garcia-Navarro on how he defines the working class — the very people he insists he’s fighting for as a Democratic Socialists of America acolyte — Mamdani replied with classic bureaucratic fluff: “I think if you have to work to pay your bills, I think that that is one definition of being a part of the working class.”

Pushed further on whether someone earning $250,000 a year qualifies, the mayor admitted he “hasn’t asked himself where it starts and stops.” He rambled on about “basic dignities of life,” declared that “there’s only one majority in this country — it’s the working class,” and somehow tied it all into a broad tent that seems to include just about everyone except, conveniently, the millionaires he wants to tax more heavily.

This is the same ideological sleight-of-hand we’ve come to expect from the far left. By making “working class” mean everything and nothing, Mamdani avoids drawing real lines that might alienate voters — or expose the contradictions in socialist policy. Garcia-Navarro rightly called him out, noting that his answer felt like “a very easy answer to what is a complicated question.” She pointed out the practical reality: income divisions matter, especially when you’re talking about raising taxes.

Mamdani eventually floated a $1 million threshold for his soak-the-rich plans, but the damage was done. His circular logic lumped hardworking janitors in the same “working class” category as six-figure lawyers, all while preaching redistribution. When challenged, he deflected to door-knocking stories and broad appeals about New Yorkers wanting a good life — classic politician-speak for “I don’t want to alienate anyone with actual principles.”

This interview isn’t just a gaffe; it’s a window into the emptiness of modern democratic socialism. For years, figures like Mamdani have romanticized the “working class” as a political battering ram against capitalism. Yet when forced to define it, they retreat into word salads because their ideology doesn’t survive contact with reality. True working-class Americans — plumbers, truck drivers, teachers, and small business owners — know exactly who they are. They’re the ones grinding away, paying the bills, and watching their tax dollars fund failing progressive experiments in cities like New York.

Under Mamdani’s watch, expect more of the same: sky-high taxes on producers, endless handouts, and policies that drive away the very people who keep the city running. New Yorkers already reeling from crime, migrants, and out-of-control spending elected this visionary? The results speak for themselves. Socialism sells dreams of dignity while delivering stagnation, and Mamdani’s inability to define his core constituency reveals the con at its heart.

Hardworking families don’t need more vague rhetoric — they need lower taxes, safer streets, and leaders who understand that rewarding work, not redefining it, is the path to prosperity. Mamdani’s word salad shows he’s long on slogans and painfully short on substance. New Yorkers deserve better.